![]() 08/21/2020 at 11:55 • Filed to: #FiveMinutePhotoshop, Grand Wagoneer, jeep grand wagoneer | ![]() | ![]() |
Grand Wa(p)goneer
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There isn’t a number associated with the size of the grill yet.
Kind of like rims have diameter. If you’re rolling on 13s, that’s not as prestigious as if you were rolling on 27s.
Once grills get sizes - then people can compete for the biggest grill.
There is a machine that is used in measuring animal hides. It is used for calculating payment for leather. It measures irregular shapes of leather.
I wonder if something like that could be used for measuring irregular shaped grills and their sizes. Once grill sizes can be measured, rappers can throw those sizes in their rap videos.
I am waiting for the day fancy words from higher math get used.
Yo area under the curve of my grill is x = a b ( y ) x
![]() 08/21/2020 at 12:57 |
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“dude, wtf”
-Mercury Cougar
![]() 08/21/2020 at 13:58 |
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If grille size becomes the latest d-(or p-)measuring contest, Nelly's going to come back in full force.
![]() 08/21/2020 at 14:09 |
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Being Jeep it must be a heritage thing. What the hell are they trying to refer to though?
![]() 08/21/2020 at 14:33 |
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![]() 08/21/2020 at 14:37 |
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Looks like a mix of this + doing the 7-slat to match everything else in their current lineup.
![]() 08/21/2020 at 14:44 |
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Kinda sorta like the first gen. Cherokee too.
I guess...
![]() 08/21/2020 at 14:51 |
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I can only assume “Kaiser, as seen by a maniac in a series of repeating mirrors ”.
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